Selfies with Caesar — Techville’s latest toy and the death of the moment

Selfies with Caesar — Techville’s latest toy and the death of the moment

Selfies with Caesar — Techville’s latest toy and the death of the moment
AI-generated image of Cleopatra with expatriates in Dubai. (Courtesy of Gemini)
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The device arrived without ceremony. A small, humming disc, like a pocket mirror crossed with a UFO, and a single instruction: “Point, pose, pick your icon.”

Within 48 hours, Techville had gone completely mad.

The new gadget, known only as EGO-Snap, uses advanced artificial intelligence-driven photogrammetry, deep-learning facial synthesis and a healthy disregard for history to let users take selfies with anyone — dead, fictional, mythological, or living but completely disinterested in your existence.

You want a selfie with Cleopatra in the Dubai Mall food court? Done.
Napoleon at your cousin’s wedding in Riyadh? Sure.
Kant giving you bunny ears while you vape on a beach in Ibiza? We regret to inform you it already exists.

Naturally, Instagram imploded. TikTok followed. Ethics committees have not yet responded because most of their members are too busy taking smiling pictures with John Locke in front of Starbucks.

Welcome to another moral migraine in Techville.

Let’s pause for breath. What does EGO-Snap really do? Technically, nothing illegal. It doesn’t deepfake videos, (intentionally) spread misinformation or hack anyone’s likeness for profit (unless you count the optional “Buy merch with your Gandhi selfie!” button). It simply lets you insert yourself into a simulated moment with anyone you admire or wish to impress your followers with.

It is, in theory, harmless. But then again, so was the banana gorilla. We know how that ended.

The philosopher Jean Baudrillard warned us long ago: “We live in a world where there is more and more information, and less and less meaning.” 

What EGO-Snap offers isn’t memory. It’s spectacle. Not legacy, but vanity. Ethically, it’s like mixing a museum, a seance and a nightclub bathroom.

At the heart of the issue lies consent, or the absence thereof.

Does Marcus Aurelius get a say in being digitally positioned next to a 23-year-old lifestyle coach who is holding a matcha latte, captioned “Stoic vibes only”? Does the Dalai Lama, currently very much alive, have to watch as thousands of slightly awkward young men pose with his AI-simulated self in dim gym lighting for “enlightenment gains”?

Technically, these aren’t images of the real people. They are AI reconstructions based on publicly available data, artistic approximations and just enough wiggle room to avoid lawsuits. But in the realm of public trust, that line doesn’t matter.

This is not history. It’s history-themed entertainment. It’s “Great Men of Civilization,” sponsored by filters and flat stomachs.

And yet the device is addictively democratic. Everyone can now appear important. You too can be the protagonist of a fake documentary featuring your AI-generated hike with Nelson Mandela. You can “remember” the time you did karaoke with Shakespeare, though he looks suspiciously like Benedict Cumberbatch in a neck ruff.

What’s the harm, some ask? Isn’t this just cosplay with better graphics?

But that misses the point. The concern is not simply deception — it’s dilution. When images replace experience and moments become modifiable, truth becomes optional. And once truth is optional, ethics become nostalgic.

In an era of curated feeds and filtered truths, plausibility has become more important than authenticity. If it feels right, it is right. That’s the new creed.

Rafael Hernandez de Santiago

Socrates might not be on Instagram, but he’d have something to say. Possibly: “Know thy selfie.”

In Techville’s schools, students now submit history projects featuring AI-generated photos of themselves watching the storming of the Bastille or doing push-ups with Winston Churchill. One alarmed parent asked the teacher: “Isn’t this lying?”

The teacher reportedly replied: “No — it’s engagement.”

A second parent said: “My son kissed Julius Caesar in the cafeteria and now wants to be a senator.”

We are raising a generation for whom history is not a record of past events but a menu of aesthetic choices.

It’s tempting to laugh. And to be fair, it is hilarious. One cannot help but admire the creativity: Abraham Lincoln in a puffer jacket; Confucius playing Uno; Angela Merkel in a roller disco. The surrealism is exquisite.

But underneath the giggles, a deeper ethical rot is blooming: the slow erosion of context.

When public figures, historical icons, and intellectuals become customizable props for one’s personal brand, their ideas and sacrifices get flattened into backdrops.

We don’t study them. We pose with them.

We don’t learn from their time. We Photoshop them into ours.

This isn’t identity. It’s ego-laundering. With better lighting.

The real kicker is this: People believe these images. Not because they’re convinced, but because they want to be. In an era of curated feeds and filtered truths, plausibility has become more important than authenticity. If it feels right, it is right. That’s the new creed.

The Stoics might have some advice here, though they’re currently booked through October for AI selfies. Maybe Cicero can get back to us.

In the meantime, questions mount:

Should living public figures have control over how their likeness is used in synthetic selfies?

Can political candidates “appear” with icons of democracy to boost legitimacy?

Can dictators?

Will we soon see fabricated images of ourselves with our own future selves, smiling enigmatically, hinting at a destiny the algorithm invented for us?

The device is selling fast. Ethics is not.

In Techville, philosopher cafes have already formed AI-free selfie zones, while protestors outside demand the right to “pose with Picasso without persecution.” Meanwhile, the Vatican has issued a cautious statement: “We prefer saints in prayer, not Photoshop.”

The Dalai Lama remains silent, possibly because he’s still trying to figure out why he’s trending next to AI versions of Kanye West and a Siberian tiger in yoga pants.

In conclusion, the rise of EGO-Snap is not just about vanity. It’s about veracity. It’s about what happens when we replace the solemn mystery of time, legacy and reverence with the giddy intoxication of clout.

We no longer seek meaning. We seek proof we were there, even when we weren’t.
We don’t ask: “What did this person teach the world?” — we ask: “Will they look good next to me?”

The ancient Greeks warned of hubris—excessive pride that offends the gods. In Techville, hubris comes with a lens flare and optional hashtag. And, just maybe, that should give us pause — before we take that next selfie with Plato in a nightclub whispering: “The Form of the Good is bottle service.”

Rafael Hernandez de Santiago, viscount of Espes, is a Spanish national residing in and working at the Gulf Research Center.
 

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Promoted Hamburg brace for tough return to Bayern Munich

Promoted Hamburg brace for tough return to Bayern Munich
Updated 11 min 3 sec ago

Promoted Hamburg brace for tough return to Bayern Munich

Promoted Hamburg brace for tough return to Bayern Munich
  • The wave of exhilaration that accompanied Hamburg’s return to the top division has subsided after two Bundesliga games
  • Coach Merlin Polzin said his team were looking forward to Saturday, “We’re incredibly excited about this match”

MUNICH: Once a Bundesliga highlight, Bayern Munich’s first home game against promoted Hamburg SV in seven years lacks the top billing of the past but still holds promise for lots of goals — at least for the home side.
Long before the six-time German champions were relegated to the second division for the first time in their history in 2018, Hamburg had become Bayern’s punching bag in Munich, conceding a total of 50 goals in their last eight trips to Allianz Arena.
The wave of exhilaration that accompanied Hamburg’s return to the top division has subsided after two Bundesliga games, with the former European champions drawing one and losing the other.
They have yet to score or create a single scoring chance in either of the two matches so far, according to Bundesliga statistics.
Losing the Hamburg derby to visitors St. Pauli just before the international break dampened spirits further but despite their rough return to the Bundesliga, coach Merlin Polzin said his team were looking forward to Saturday.
“We’re incredibly excited about this match,” he added. “It’s something very special. We are playing against one of the strongest teams in Europe. We have worked very hard to earn the chance to face Bayern in a competitive match.
“We’ll prepare well and head there with a clear idea of how we want to present ourselves.”
It is a totally different story for the champions.
Bayern equalled their club record with nine goals from their first two league games — both wins — with France international Michael Olize on a scoring run that now stretches to six consecutive league matches.
He has scored three goals already this season, as many as teammate Harry Kane, with the Bavarians sitting top of the table on goal difference ahead of Eintracht Frankfurt and Cologne.
The match is also special for Bayern coach Vincent Kompany, with the former defender having played for Hamburg between 2006-2008 prior to his hugely successful move to Manchester City.
Bayer Leverkusen will have new coach Kasper Hjulmand on the bench in Friday’s home game against Eintracht Frankfurt.
Last season’s runners-up hope the Dane has what it takes to turn things around following a rocky start and the dismissal of predecessor Erik ten Hag last week.
Eintracht are on six points while Leverkusen have just one point so far.
Borussia Dortmund, on four points, travel to Heidenheim on Saturday.


Brazil’s Bolsonaro guilty of coup charges, court majority decides in landmark trial

Brazil’s Bolsonaro guilty of coup charges, court majority decides in landmark trial
Updated 13 min ago

Brazil’s Bolsonaro guilty of coup charges, court majority decides in landmark trial

Brazil’s Bolsonaro guilty of coup charges, court majority decides in landmark trial
  • Three judges so far have voted to convict, one acquitted, and one remains to vote
  • Result likely to further enrage Bolsonaro’s close ally Donald Trump, who has already called the case a ‘witch hunt’

BRASILIA: Former Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro was convicted by a Supreme Court majority on Thursday of plotting a coup to remain in power after losing the 2022 election, a powerful blow to the populist far-right movement he created.
The presumptive ruling by a majority of a panel of five justices in Brazil’s Supreme Court makes Bolsonaro the first former president in the country’s history to be convicted for attacking democracy.
Three judges so far have voted to convict, one acquitted, and one remains to vote.
The conviction of Bolsonaro, a former Army captain who never hid his admiration for the military dictatorship that killed hundreds of Brazilians between 1964 and 1985, echoes legal condemnations this year for far-right leaders elsewhere, including France’s Marine Le Pen and the Philippines’ Rodrigo Duterte.
It is likely to further enrage Bolsonaro’s close ally US President Donald Trump, who has already called the case a “witch hunt” and slammed Brazil with tariff hikes, sanctions against the presiding judge, and the revocation of visas for most members of Brazil’s high court.
The verdict was not unanimous, with Justice Luiz Fux on Wednesday breaking with his peers by acquitting the former president of all charges.
That single vote could open a path to challenges to the ruling, potentially bringing the trial’s conclusion closer to the run-up of the 2026 presidential elections, in which Bolsonaro has repeatedly said he is a candidate despite being barred from running for office.
Fux’s vote also ignited a surge of righteous relief among the former president’s supporters, who hailed it as a vindication.
“When coherence and a sense of justice prevail over vengeance and lies, there is no room for cruel persecution or biased judgments,” Michelle Bolsonaro, the former president’s wife, posted after Fux’s vote.
Bolsonaro’s conviction marks the nadir in his trajectory from the back benches of Congress to forge a powerful conservative coalition that tested the limits of the country’s young democratic institutions.
His political journey began after a brief career as an army paratrooper, when he became a city lawmaker in Rio de Janeiro in the late 1980s. He went on to be elected as a congressman in Brasilia, where he quickly became known for his defense of authoritarian-era policies in the early years of Brazil’s democracy.
His reputation as a firebrand was fueled by interviews like one in which he argued that Brazil would only change “on the day that we break out in civil war here and do the job that the military regime didn’t do: killing 30,000.”
While long dismissed as a fringe player, he refined his message to play up anti-corruption and pro-family values themes. These found fertile ground as mass protests erupted across Brazil in 2014 amid the sprawling “car wash” bribery scandal that implicated hundreds of politicians – including President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, whose conviction was later annulled.
Burning anti-establishment anger helped lay the path for his successful 2018 presidential run, with dozens of far-right and conservative lawmakers elected on his coattails. They have reshaped Congress into an enduring obstacle to Lula’s progressive agenda.
Bolsonaro’s presidency was marked by intense skepticism about the pandemic and vaccines and his embrace of informal mining and land-clearing for cattle grazing, pushing deforestation rates in the Amazon rainforest to record highs.
As he faced a close reelection campaign against Lula in 2022 -an election that Lula went on to win — Bolsonaro’s comments took on an increasingly messianic quality, raising concerns about his willingness to accept the results.
“I have three alternatives for my future: being arrested, killed or victory,” he said, in remarks to a meeting of evangelical leaders in 2021. “No man on Earth will threaten me.”
In 2023, Brazil’s electoral court, which oversees elections, barred him from public office until 2030 for venting unfounded claims about Brazil’s electronic voting system.
Bolsonaro’s conviction and its durability will now emerge as a powerful test for the strategy that Brazil’s highest-ranking judges have adopted to protect the country’s democracy against what they describe as dangerous attacks by the far-right.
Their targets included social media posts that they say spread disinformation about the electoral system, as well as politicians and activists. Sending a former president and his allies to jail for planning a coup amounts to its culmination.
The cases were largely led by the commanding figure of Justice Alexandre de Moraes, appointed to the court by a conservative president in 2017, whose stance against Bolsonaro and his allies was celebrated by the left and denounced by the right as political persecution.
“They want to get me out of the political game next year,” Bolsonaro told Reuters in June, referring to the 2026 election in which Lula is likely to seek a fourth term. “Without me in the race, Lula could beat anyone.”
Last week, as Moraes read his vote, he enumerated the evidence he believed showed Bolsonaro and his allies were guilty of plotting to not only stop Lula from taking office, but also to poison Lula and his running mate.
The charges are also tied to Bolsonaro’s alleged incitement of riots in January 2023, when thousands of his supporters stormed the Congress, presidential palace, and Supreme Court in Brasilia, the capital.
Bolsonaro’s lawyers have maintained his innocence on all counts.
The historic significance of the case goes way beyond the former president and his movement, said Carlos Fico, a historian who studies Brazil’s military at the Federal University of Rio de Janeiro.
Four other defendants found guilty come from a military background, including Bolsonaro’s running mate in the 2022 election, General Walter Braga Netto. The verdict marks the first time since Brazil became a republic almost 140 years ago that military officials have been punished for attempting to overthrow democracy.
“The trial is a wake-up call for the Armed Forces,” Fico said. “They must be realizing that something has changed, given that there was never any punishment before, and now there is.”


Mosque in southwest England vandalized in suspected hate crime

Mosque in southwest England vandalized in suspected hate crime
Updated 13 min 4 sec ago

Mosque in southwest England vandalized in suspected hate crime

Mosque in southwest England vandalized in suspected hate crime
  • Sajjad Jabarkhel, who works at the Islamic center, said attack left the community feeling “hurt”

LONDON: A mosque in Taunton, in southwest England, had its windows smashed in an act of vandalism, prompting police to appeal for information, it was reported on Thursday.

The incident occurred in the early hours of the morning on Sept. 6 at the Taunton Central Mosque and Islamic Centre.

Sajjad Jabarkhel, who works at the mosque, said the attack has left the community feeling “hurt.”

: “There's a sense of hurt and disappointed that this has happened and it comes at a cost, most people have lived here for years and when something like this happens it is painful. In terms of the spirit of the community, they see Taunton as their home.”

Police are seeking to speak to two people in connection with the incident, which they said they were treating as a hate crime.

Avon and Somerset Police said: “During this incident criminal damage was caused to glass windows at the property and the motivation behind this incident is currently unknown, but it is being treated as a hate crime. Reassurance patrols have been carried out around the area. However, we believe this to be an isolated incident.”

The vandalism has occurred amid heightened tensions in the UK, linked to protests against asylum seekers and a social media campaign called “#OperationRaisetheColours.”

According to the anti-far-right Hope Not Hate group, the initiative, which involves painting or displaying UK and England flags on buildings and public structures, is led by Andrew Currien — a former member of the Islamophobic English Defence League and now associated with the far-right group Britain First, also an anti-Muslim group.

While some supporters of the initiative present it as patriotic, the campaign has been connected to racist or Islamophobic incidents, such as the one in Taunton.

Gideon Amos, the MP for Taunton and Wellington, condemned the attack.

“The people who attacked and smashed the door of our local community center and mosque just before this morning’s children’s event are not welcome in our town, he said.

“They aren’t patriots, they are weak and cowardly and I completely condemn them. To those who smash up any part of our town — you will be caught, you will be punished with the full weight of the law and you deserve to be.

“I visited to show my support to the families affected — the police have mounted an investigation and are collecting CCTV footage from several local areas,” he added.


UN Security Council condemns Doha strikes, reaffirms support for Qatari mediation efforts

UN Security Council condemns Doha strikes, reaffirms support for Qatari mediation efforts
Updated 25 min 6 sec ago

UN Security Council condemns Doha strikes, reaffirms support for Qatari mediation efforts

UN Security Council condemns Doha strikes, reaffirms support for Qatari mediation efforts
  • Council members also underscored the need for de-escalation and emphasized the critical role Qatar plays in regional mediation
  • The statement added that the release of hostages, including those killed by Hamas, and ending the suffering in Gaza “must remain our top priority”

NEW YORK: The UN Security Council on Thursday condemned Israel’s airstrikes on Doha, expressing “deep regret” over the loss of civilian life in the attack on “the territory of a key mediator” in ongoing efforts to end the war in Gaza.
In a statement released after closed consultations, the 15-member Security Council voiced solidarity with Qatar, reaffirming support for the country’s sovereignty and territorial integrity in accordance with the UN Charter.
Council members also underscored the need for de-escalation and emphasized the critical role Qatar plays in regional mediation, particularly alongside Egypt and the US.
“The Council recalled its support for the vital role that Qatar continues to play in mediation efforts in the region,” the statement read, adding that the release of hostages, including those killed by Hamas, and ending the suffering in Gaza “must remain our top priority.”
The statement comes two days after a series of strikes hit the Qatari capital on Sept. 9 in a rare, alarming escalation beyond the immediate conflict zone. The strikes have been widely condemned by international actors, with fears they could derail fragile diplomatic efforts to broker a ceasefire.
Qatar has been at the center of international mediation since the conflict between Israel and Hamas broke out nearly two years ago. The Gulf nation has hosted indirect talks between Israeli and Hamas officials and has worked closely with Cairo and Washington to try to secure a durable truce.
The Security Council urged all parties to “seize the opportunity for peace” and reiterated its backing for continued diplomatic engagement to end the conflict.
The attack marks the first direct strike on Qatari soil by Israel since the start of the current conflict in Gaza, which has left more than 60,000 people dead and many thousands more injured, facing famine and displaced in the coastal enclave.


Pakistan’s top commerce body eyes $3 billion exports to Bangladesh

Pakistan’s top commerce body eyes $3 billion exports to Bangladesh
Updated 40 min 9 sec ago

Pakistan’s top commerce body eyes $3 billion exports to Bangladesh

Pakistan’s top commerce body eyes $3 billion exports to Bangladesh
  • Pakistan sets up pavilion at international textile and chemicals exhibition in Dhaka
  • Pakistan has a current export volume to Bangladesh of $800 million, says FPCCI

ISLAMABAD: The Federation of Pakistan Chambers of Commerce and Industry (FPCCI) on Thursday eyed increasing Islamabad’s exports to Bangladesh to $3 billion within a couple of years, as the two countries aim to reset ties after years of bitter relations.

The development came during the 48th DyeChem Bangladesh 2025 Expo in Dhaka, an international trade exhibition in the city for textile and chemical industries.

FPCCI Senior Vice President Saquib Fayyaz Magoon inaugurated the Pakistan Pavilion at the venue alongside Pakistan’s High Commissioner to Bangladesh Imran Haider.

“Saquib Fayyaz Magoon, SVP FPCCI, has stated that Pakistan’s exports to Bangladesh can be enhanced to $3 billion within a couple of years from the current export volume of approximately $800 million,” the FPCCI said in a statement.

“Whereas medium-term export potential to Bangladesh stands at $5–7 billion.”

The FPCCI described Bangladesh as a “global textile and apparel powerhouse,” saying it could serve as a key export market for textile chemicals and dyestuffs for Pakistan.

“The 48th DyeChem Bangladesh 2025 Expo provides a direct pathway to connect with a $47 billion textile and apparel industry that continues to grow year after year,” Magoon said, as per the FPCCI.

Haider, meanwhile, assured full support for Pakistani exporters.

Pakistan and Bangladesh have taken steps to rebuild ties in recent months, with Pakistan’s Deputy Prime Minister Ishaq Dar undertaking a landmark visit to Dhaka in August to reset relations.

Pakistan and Bangladesh were once one nation, but they split in 1971 as a result of a bloody civil war, which saw the part previously referred to as East Pakistan seceding to form the independent nation of Bangladesh. Ties between Pakistan and Bangladesh have warmed up since ex-PM Sheikh Hasina’s ouster as a result of a student-led uprising in August 2024.

Islamabad has attempted to forge closer ties with Bangladesh in recent months as relations remain frosty between Dhaka and New Delhi over India’s decision to grant asylum to Hasina after she fled the country. Both Pakistan and Bangladesh began sea trade last year and began expanding government-to-government commerce in February.